- Posted by Christopher Estep on October 26, 2008
You read that right. Obama is poised to take the election in a landslide among the living-deprived, who received the right to vote as part of the $700,000,000,000 bailout package passed this fall. It’s not completely hopeless, though:
Not all dead Hollywood stars are supporting Obama. John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart will be speaking at the Dead Republican Rally on Monday. Rumor has it that Ronald Reagan will be in attendance. Meanwhile, Obama has also started gaining support amongst fictional characters, animals and imaginary friends.
ARRA News Service: Zogby: Obama Leads 75% to 15% With Dead Voters
Hat Tip: Chuck Thinks via Twitter
- Posted by Christopher Estep on June 19, 2008
Only yesterday, Cold Cash Jefferson announced that he was running for reelection. And today:
The sister of indicted Democratic Rep. William Jefferson pleaded guilty to concealing a crime on Wednesday, the fourth relative of the Louisiana lawmaker to become entangled in the family's legal troubles.
Oooooops!!!
Federal prosecutors in New Orleans recently charged … three other relatives with conspiring to steal more than $600,000 from organizations they set up to help at-risk and disadvantaged youth.
Remember folks, the democrats just want to think of the children. Honest.
Brenda Jefferson, also known as Brenda Foster, performed clerical work for the nonprofits run by her relatives.
If your name is ever followed by “also known as…” you might as well start learning how to dig with a spoon because you’re going to jail!
According to prosecutors, she has admitted to receiving $90,000 in payments from the organizations.
$90,000? Where have I seen that figure before….
Democratic Rep. William Jefferson, who faces bribery charges over $90,000 found in his freezer, said on Tuesday that he plans to seek re-election.
Congressman's sister pleads guilty in scheme | Politics | Reuters
- Posted by Christopher Estep on June 18, 2008
William “Cold Cash” Jefferson is actually going to run again.
Democratic Rep. William Jefferson, who faces bribery charges over $90,000 found in his freezer, said on Tuesday that he plans to seek re-election.
"I will run for re-election to the U.S. House of Representatives this fall," Jefferson, who has pleaded not guilty, said in a statement.
"The fact that I am the target of an overly zealous prosecution has not prevented my delivering for our district and our state," Jefferson said in his statement.
I have a question. Is it even possible to be overly zealous prosecuting someone with $90,000 in cash in his freezer??
The truly scary part of this story is that he’ll probably be reelected. The only way he’ll be defeated is if another democrat runs against him.
Indicted congressman to run for re-election | Politics | Reuters