Jimmy Carter the good old days?

I just saw this over Twitter and I couldn’t have said it better myself:

Obama will make us long for the sound policies and military success of the Carter Administration. Mark my words.

Carter 2 Bumper Sticker

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God Fires a Warning Shot Across Carter's Front Yard

Here in Georgia, we're being hit by the residual effects of Tropical Depression Fay.  On insurance forms and school handbooks, this type of event is referred to as "an act of God."  Well, God left a message for former president Jimmy Carter:

A family member says an oak tree struck the Plains home of former President Jimmy Carter as Tropical Storm Fay moved through southwest Georgia.

One of the former president’s sons, Jeff Carter, says the tree struck the house Saturday night just above the living room. He says both his father and his mother, Rosalynn Carter, were at home at the time but neither was hurt.

Clearly, this attempted assassination by God was initiated by Dick Cheney and his croneys at Haliburton as well as G. H. W. Bush's old friends at the CIA.  Where was the secret service when this happened?  Why did they do nothing to stop this storm?  Obviously, they were called off by Bush himself.  That evil man!  Certainly, it was only The Anointing received by The Obamessiah that protected Carter in his time of need.  Is there nothing that Barry can't do?

The former one-term governor and one-term president will be speaking tonight at the democratic National Convention in Denver entitled, "I am a senile, bitter anti-semite and so can you."

Ex-president Carter, don't you think you need to talk to God face-to-face and work this out? I'm just saying...

 

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Carter: Jordan's advice valid today

Former President Jimmy Carter said Wednesday that the campaign memorandum compiled for him in 1972 by Hamilton Jordan, which detailed in about 80 pages how a peanut farmer turned Southern governor could win the White House, remains a timeless user's guide for anyone with political aspirations.

It must be noted that like Ham Jordan's advice is valid, even more so is the advice of Edward Dahlberg:

When one realizes that his life is worthless he either commits suicide or travels.

We think you've traveled enough, President Carter?  Don't you?

 Jimmy and Fidel, Comrades

Carter: Jordan's advice valid today | ajc.com 

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ex-Failure-in-Chief Carter will endorse snObama

Fresh off of his "Terrorism Rulez" world tour, the worst president in the history of the United States has strongly hinted he would support Barack H. Obama:

"My little town of Plains voted for Obama, and as you know my state of Georgia voted for Obama, and all of my children, all of my grandchildren, and all of their spouses are for Obama... That's as far as I've gone."

Carter said he has already made his decision but would not announce it until at least June 3, after the last primaries have been held.

It should be noted that Carter and Obama share many views on world and domestic policy, including anti-semitism, ridiculous economic proposals, and the willingness to meet with and negotiate with terrorists.

Lest anyone forget the failure that is Jimmy Carter, let me once remind you of Carters failed legacy in pictures:

AristideCastroChavez  Deng Xiao Peng Kim Hamas Arafat 

 

Jimmy Carter:  America's only elected terrorist.

Carter strongly hints he supports Obama

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