- Posted by Christopher Estep on March 21, 2008
The latest pilgrim in the oil-hajj is Vice President Cheney, who has just arrived in Saudi Arabia in order to plant his nose firmly in Fahd's upper colon, in the hopes that they will take pity on us and increase oil production.

What will he do to embarrass us all? Will he do a dance? Will he do the stupid sword ceremony? Who knows, maybe he will wear a turban like Obama!
The real question is this. Will it work? I think the answer is obvious:

or
