- Posted by Christopher Estep on June 23, 2008
There’s a forgotten land in this country and that’s our noble high desert. Hidden out of the way along major interstates with little more than billboards, signs, handbills, internet web sites, and frequent news stories to let people know of their very existence is another forgotten population.
Hello. I’m Christopher Estep and I want to talk to you about those forgotten souls who are also being hit by high gas prices. I’m talking about whores.
These lovely and yes, some not so lovely ladies are suffering from a lack of business. Helping me to sound the alarm on this whore-endous problem is the original friend-of-the-whore ABC News, owned by the Walt Disney company. Walt? What can you tell us about this whore-ible problem?
As the Silver State's fuel prices hit all-time highs, Nevada's brothel employees find it harder to make a living these days, leaving some people wondering whether they should stay in the business.
At the Stardust Ranch in eastern Nevada, bartender Cindy Howe says they're "down to only two girls. They don't want to come here because business is down."
The brothel is about to change hands after soaring gas prices affected the number of customers willing to drive out to Ely. Now its owners are forced to sell.
Thanks, Walt. If not at the Stardust, then where? Are men going to be forced to have sex with their wives if they can’t afford it on the road?
The whores have launched a campaign supporting Newt Gingrich’s Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less campaign. They’re calling theirs, “Drill Anywhere so they can Drill Here”
Ok, I’ll admit it. I don’t care one bit about whores and their whorish ways. I just wanted to have a way to legitimately use the word “whore” in a way that my wife can’t get mad at me for using ugly words.
Now if I can only find a story about a donkey with a hole in it…
ABC News: Nevada Brothels Hit Hard by Gas Prices