- Posted by Christopher Estep on October 26, 2008
You read that right. Obama is poised to take the election in a landslide among the living-deprived, who received the right to vote as part of the $700,000,000,000 bailout package passed this fall. It’s not completely hopeless, though:
Not all dead Hollywood stars are supporting Obama. John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart will be speaking at the Dead Republican Rally on Monday. Rumor has it that Ronald Reagan will be in attendance. Meanwhile, Obama has also started gaining support amongst fictional characters, animals and imaginary friends.
ARRA News Service: Zogby: Obama Leads 75% to 15% With Dead Voters
Hat Tip: Chuck Thinks via Twitter