December 24. 2007 06:49 PM

Mr. Bird,

Permit me to make an observation.  If indeed your DSL provided kept you from posting for a while it would be hard to discern any practical effect.  Given the almost complete lack of attention being paid to your perfectly awful blog my guess is that the net effect would be zero.  It's not like anybody would miss it, nor would their be any celebration at the temporary removal from the blogosphere of a douchebag like yourself.  It's pretty clear that nobody would notice.  

As for me, I hope your back up and running soon, sharing more of your posts (which, permit me to say, seem to run somewhere on the continuum between idiotic and merely shitty)with a worldwide audience of none.

Keep up the good work, and Happy Solstice!

phil