Things I'll Be Doing to Celebrate Earth Day

• Posted by Christopher Estep on April 22, 2008
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• Driving my big gas-wasting minivan, alone, with my A/C on max even though I could just put down the window.
• Accelerating and braking to use as much gas as possible.
• Emptying recycling bins into regular trash
• Extra long shower
• Turning on all the lights in the house, except for the one fluorescent light.  That one can stay off.
• Putting old computer monitors in the trash pickup.
• Use old anti-freeze to remove the weeds in my driveway.
• Buy more disposable diapers for the babies.
• Eat only things that come out of plastic containers which are not biodegradable.
• Flushing any chemical I can find
• One word:  Styrofoam!
• Spray aerosol cans until they're gone
• Break light bulbs to release the gas into the atmosphere.