Women & Shoes

I just don't get it.

I don't mean that I don't get why women feel they have to own thousands of pairs of shoes, but why so many have to have loud ones.

There's a woman in my office who has the loudest shoes without bells. CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP she walks by my cubicle. CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP she goes back. This goes on all day. I listen to other people and I can barely hear them walk. Yet, for some reason, Mister Ed's wife, Missus Ed gallops merrily along.

It's really annoying.